January 2012
59 posts
Friend: Can I use your computer for a second?
Me: *throws computer out window*
Me: No, sorry it's broken.
“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via nowthatzdope)
